One evening, a husband was watching TV when his wife walked in and said, “Honey, can you run to the store and get me a carton of milk? Oh, and if they have eggs, get six.”
“Sure!” he said, grabbing his coat and heading out the door.
A while later, he returned carrying six cartons of milk.
His wife stared at him, confused. “Why on earth did you buy six cartons of milk?”
He shrugged. “Because they had eggs!”
Moral of the story: Always double-check who’s doing the listening in the relationship. 😂